My hovercraft is full of eels

Out of the 103 comments this blog has received, I’ve only approved 13 of them.  The rest have been spam.  This one was the most recent, and by far the weirdest use of English I’ve seen:

I am a good darling of the web site. Continue inside in the angelic perform.

Now, I live with a 6 year old.  I’ve been deployed to the Middle East.  I can speak Kid and translate broken English fairly well.  Due to my time in the Army, Indiana public schools, college, living in a number of states, and consuming my share of adult beverages, I have borne witness to (and committed) some of the most obscene manglings of the English language.   This one takes the cake.

Maybe it’s from the updated version of the Hungarian Phrasebook.

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